The Unemployed Philosophers Guild First Lines of Literature Coffee Mug – Famous Openings from Books, Novellas, and Short-Stories, Comes in a Box, 14oz

This coffee mug features opening lines of some of the greatest works of literature from “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” to “Call me Ishmael” and 22 more. It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day.
Includes Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Beloved by Toni Morrison, The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Color Purple by Alice Walker, 1984 by George Orwell, and many more!
The mug arrives in a beautiful box, making it a perfect present.
What are your mugs made of?
All mugs made by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are made from ceramic!
How many ounces is this mug?
The First Lines of Literature Mug holds 14 oz
Is this mug microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes!
What is included?
You’ll receive the mug boxed in its colorful and fun gift box!
What can I put in my mug?
Whatever your heart desires.
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse.
We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence.
At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life.
Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages.
More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
We are employed, just not as philosophers.